How to Leave Someone in Shock Successfully

14 Mar

Disclaimer:

Plz notice that this entry is purely sarcastic.. I would never recommend such a thing whatsoever,, Cuz we’re all human, and should react accordingly.

This post is based on my observation of immature or contemptible jerks out there. I did the editing thing only. Entry Time:

If you want to put someone in shock, it is pretty easy task. If you’re loved and trusted, breaking someone’s heart takes very little effort to be done. Living with yourself after a betrayal is another story--but to break someone into pieces, all you need is to have access to one.

Here’s how to cause pain and suffering to people who’d do anything for you. Read on to learn how to shock your close people.
Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions
Step 1
Get close to the person you want to cause pain. Establish a bond and trust, whether you love them or not. The important thing is to make that the person loves you.

Step 2
Find out what makes the person got hurt. Look for her or his points of weakeness. If s/he evaluates emotional stuff then shoot her or him in his emotions. If s/he evaluates material stuff more, then focus on that.

Step 3
Do your plan at a moment when the other person is feeling happy and good. This will cause the greatest pain. You can choose it to be “accidentally” happened.

Step 4
It would be even greater if you’d be able to accomplish your plan in a perfect timing, for example, when the other person is in extremely unfortunate circumstances; when s/he is sick, sad, alone.. or at the time s/he needs you or misses you the most.

Step 5
Try to avoid feeling guilt for accomplishing your shocking plan. You have just done something cruel and unethical, so guilt is normal–but if you want to get good at breaking people’s hearts, you have to get past the fact that you just devastated someone who adored you.

Just follow those instructions to be a successful heart breaker and to leave some one in real shock.

Have a good luck in breaking ur loved ones’ hearts and wait for ur turn 🙂

Zaina

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11 Responses to “How to Leave Someone in Shock Successfully”

  1. girltalksloud March 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    M thinkin’ about healthy heart recovery as my next blog ISA.. dunoo, m still thinkin’ 🙂

  2. Coconuts March 14, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    U R a heartbreaker yourself LOL
    Funny post.. I liked it

    • girltalksloud March 14, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

      Oh thnx Sweet Coconuts 🙂
      I’d never be one of those ISA

  3. rmrm March 15, 2011 at 8:56 am #

    Hello
    Each step of these instructions causes a disaster. You have chosen it carefully, u should teach us how can we avoid it?
    Note: if someone refereed your work for 3 degrees, what would u recommend to deal with them!

    • girltalksloud March 15, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

      Rmrmmmm
      World’s Champion, glad 2 have u bk.. Nawart elmakan 🙂
      The only thing 2 avoid it hun is 2 make sure whom u r dealing with.. a mentally healthy person would normally do mistakes, but a beast goes far beyond that..

      Wt do u think Sweet Rmrm? do u think i wd do such a thing on purpose as Coconuts suggested?

      • rmrm March 15, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

        I’m not going with Coconuts suggestion, I think it seems to be just guidelines and it’s usefull to be ready for people who do the same steps before they may hurt you!

        • girltalksloud March 17, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

          Oh thnx Rory
          No1 knows me better than u do 🙂

          Regarding ur note:
          If u have 2 kill some1, i think this should b the one LOL

  4. Pharmb339 March 18, 2011 at 11:59 pm #

    Hello! ckbfdck interesting ckbfdck site!

  5. Abhinav Srivastava March 31, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    I think you should be telling how to make it work rather than breaking it off….:\

  6. teen November 29, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    Have a good luck in breaking ur loved ones’ hearts and wait for ur turn

    do u think that was funny !!!!! you are completely mentally ill

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