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How to Leave Someone in Shock Successfully

14 Mar


Plz notice that this entry is purely sarcastic.. I would never recommend such a thing whatsoever,, Cuz we’re all human, and should react accordingly.

This post is based on my observation of immature or contemptible jerks out there. I did the editing thing only. Entry Time:

If you want to put someone in shock, it is pretty easy task. If you’re loved and trusted, breaking someone’s heart takes very little effort to be done. Living with yourself after a betrayal is another story--but to break someone into pieces, all you need is to have access to one.

Here’s how to cause pain and suffering to people who’d do anything for you. Read on to learn how to shock your close people.
Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Step 1
Get close to the person you want to cause pain. Establish a bond and trust, whether you love them or not. The important thing is to make that the person loves you.

Step 2
Find out what makes the person got hurt. Look for her or his points of weakeness. If s/he evaluates emotional stuff then shoot her or him in his emotions. If s/he evaluates material stuff more, then focus on that.

Step 3
Do your plan at a moment when the other person is feeling happy and good. This will cause the greatest pain. You can choose it to be “accidentally” happened.

Step 4
It would be even greater if you’d be able to accomplish your plan in a perfect timing, for example, when the other person is in extremely unfortunate circumstances; when s/he is sick, sad, alone.. or at the time s/he needs you or misses you the most.

Step 5
Try to avoid feeling guilt for accomplishing your shocking plan. You have just done something cruel and unethical, so guilt is normal–but if you want to get good at breaking people’s hearts, you have to get past the fact that you just devastated someone who adored you.

Just follow those instructions to be a successful heart breaker and to leave some one in real shock.

Have a good luck in breaking ur loved ones’ hearts and wait for ur turn 🙂



أنجب بعضهم أطفالاً مصابين بالمرض>> :×

30 Jul

قاتل الله الجهل

تفضل بقراءة المقال التالي بجريدة سعودية يومية:

زواج 35 مصاباً بأمراض وراثية في الطائف
الطائف – إسماعيل إبراهيم

أصر 35 شخصاً من المصابين بأمراض الدم الوراثية والامراض المعدية وحصلوا على شهادات عدم توافق في فحوصات ماقبل الزواج بمحافظة الطائف على الزواج خلال الفترة الماضية ، ولدى البعض منهم حالياً أطفال مصابون ببعض الأمراض الوراثية حسبما أشارت صحة الطائف ..

وأوضح الناطق الإعلامي بصحة الطائف سعيد الزهراني أن المختبرات المركزية في صحة الطائف تعد من أفضل المختبرات المتخصصة مشيراً الى أن عدد الفحوصات التي أجريت للمقبلين على الزواج قارب 100 ألف فحص ، تم خلالها اكتشاف أكثر من 1800 حالة مرضية تمنع الزواج ، منها أمراض الدم المنجلية والثلاسيميا والإيدز والالتهاب الكبدي الوبائي من نوعي ( ب ) و ( ج ) ، وأكد أن الزواج الصحي هو حال من التوافق والانسجام بين الزوجين من النواحي الصحية والنفسية والاجتماعية والشرعية ، بهدف تكوين أسرة سليمة وإنجاب أبناء أصحاء وسعداء ، لافتاً إلى أن فحوصات ما قبل الزواج تتم من أجل معرفة وجود الإصابة لصفة بعض أمراض الدم الوراثية ( فقر الدم المنجلي والثلاسيميا ) وبعض الأمراض المعدية مثل الالتهاب الكبدي الفيروسي ( ب ) و ( ج ) ونقص المناعة المكتسب ( الإيدز ) ، وذلك بغرض إعطاء المشورة الطبية حول احتمال انتقال تلك الأمراض للطرف الآخر في الزواج أو الأبناء في المستقبل وإعطاء الخيارات والبدائل أمام المخطوبين من أجل مساعدتهما على التخطيط لأسرة سليمة صحياً.

How 2 Write a Love Letter :P

29 Jul

(As Received.. I hope it didn’t happen really)

Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)